Student on the Street: Worst jokes

By Mary Schmitt
Campus Eye staff

What’s the worst joke you’ve ever heard? Cambridge students had these to offer.



“What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? ‘Eliphino!”

Spencer Michel





“Why do hornets stay in their hive during the winter? It’swarm!”

Alex Dibble






“What do you call a dinosaur who crashes his car? A tyrannosaurus wrecks!”

Adam Engel





“What’s big, red and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!”

Eddie Luttrel






“What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks!”
Hans Gulbranson

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